Chia Obama

Okay, ususally when I'm up late at night and crap like this comes on my television, I could usually careless, but since this is one of those Barak Obama inspired products that the staff here at Word Vomit love to endlessly gripe about -- I couldn't help, but post this sucka.

Here it is folks, the Chia Obama; the latest in the weakening of America's dignity. Never in my life have I ever felt so enraged and just down right pissed off at something like this. I wanted to laugh, I really did, but I couldn't. I couldn't get passed it.  I thought for a second and realized there wasn't a Chia made for Clinton or Bush when they were President. So why now? Did President Obama inspire so much that we needed a fuckin' Chia Head of him?! I'm mean really?!

There's endless crap being mass produced with President Obama's face on it and this has nothing to do with the fact that he's our first, Black President. No, this has something to do with the fact that people are seriously taking advantage of this man's historical feat and making money off it regardless of how happy they are about who our new President may be. It's dispicable! This should be viewed as entirely disrespectful to him and Chia should be shot for even trying to capitalize on this. Clearly Chia haven't sold much in the mobile homes across America since the invention of, I don't know, flowers! You might as well make Chia Negro or Chia Jew next. That'll sell, like hotcakes. They even have the nerve to have this come in two different poses, happy and determined. Losers!

Damn, I’m Getting Old.

Today, people have been posting pictures of  the version of Photoshop they started in.

I started back with version 4.0 ( circa 1996 )

.... I'm old

Which version are you ? Evolution of Photoshop.

It’s A Sad Day For Blanket!

RIP Michael, you touched the world in a very special place.

Sometimes too special                                 ...and extremely inappropriately.

The T  begins to pour a 40 oz of Old English on the office floor.

p.s.  Can I get your monkey?

Fair Warning: Unpopular Justice System Opinion to Follow

A judge has given a 90-day jail sentence to an Ohio firefighter accused of killing his dogs to avoid boarding them while he went on vacation.

...Santuomo shot his two mixed-breed dogs Sloopy and Skeeter on Dec. 3 after tying them to a pipe in his basement. She says he dumped the remains in a trash bin behind his firehouse.

Prosecutors have said he bragged about the killings to colleagues.

(Full article at Associated Press))

I have a complete abhorance and disrespect for people who are unkind to animals - especially the ones they've OPTED to take into their homes and adopt as part of their families (which IS what you're doing when you bring home a pet, by the way).

If you can't care for a pet, DO NOT. FUCKING. GET ONE. It's not something you do on a whim - some random "ooh, I want one!" moment and then get annoyed with then you realize how much work it is. Hell, I would LOVE to have a puppy, but do I have one? NO, because I recognize the fact that I am not currently in a situation where I can care for one and it would be unfair to do that to an animal who's going to be dependent on me.

What the fuck is wrong with people? How do you come to the conclusion that shooting your dogs to death is the best way to deal with them when you're going away on vacation? And then to go bragging about it to other people - I can't believe nobody in his firehouse flogged him to death with a hose.

In my personal, Left Wing Weenie, totally Liberal girlie opinion: This man should be tied to a pipe in a basement and shot, execution style, in the head. Twice.

Siding With the Perverts!

Where do I begin?

Let's first state the fact that this girl is from Jersey ( Thus, fueling the stereotype that these girls are bred slutty )

Second: Why is this girl getting off with a slap on the wrist?

If any male were to get caught viewing these pictures, his life would be over.

• Arrested for child pornography ( I sure he wouldn't get the "just therapy" option would not be available )
• Forced to register as a sex offender ( and that's never good )
• Branded as a Pedophile for the rest of his god-forsaken life.
• He can't even drive by a school or pass by a playground without looking suspicious ( these simple pleasures )

Where are the girl's parents in this situation?

Who made them parents?

What's the daughter thinking when posting these pictures? ( web designers note: who is her target audience? )

With the make-up and clothes and all the crap girls do to themselves to appear older these days, most of the people checking out her photos wouldn't even realize she's underage!  Which was probably her intention.

My sympathy goes to the poor schmuck that downloads the pictures on his hard drive and doesn't realize this girl is underage.

Word-Vomit Official Verdict:

Four years in the slammer for being slutty. Come back when you're legal and we'll talk about it.