Honestly now…

So, let's look past the fact that she:

1. Didn't actually answer any of the questions posed to her.
2. Was factually (and provably) inaccurate on nearly every single strike she attempted to make against the Obama/Biden campaign.
3. Promised never to allow a second Holocaust to happen in Israel - despite the fact that Israel is a Jewish state and the Holocaust happened in Eastern Europe and that one thing has absolutely nothing to do with the other.
4. Used the word "Maverick" so many times that people were able to run drinking games around it.
5. Refused to acknowledge that climate change and our environmental issues were, and continue to be, created by man.
6. Stated several times that she supports equal rights for same-sex couples, while at the same time, calling homosexuality a CHOICE.
7. Is, generally, a moron and has little to no idea what kind of nonsense she is spewing whenever she opens her mouth.

Can SOMEONE. ANYONE!!! PLEASE let Sarah Palin and the rest of the Republican party, as a whole, know that the word is N-U-C-L-E-A-R.

NOOOO-CLEEARR.

I don't know where the whole NU-CU-LAR thing comes from. I don't know if it's a Republican thing or a stupid people thing, but one would THINK, seeing as how our idiot president was mocked SO ENDLESSLY because of it, that someone would have mentioned it to this idiot vice presidential nominee. JUST MAYBE.

I do not understand how something so simple and ridiculous has not been corrected. I mean, if all else fails? HOOKED ON PHONICS, GUYS. It works for grade schoolers, I'm sure it can work for you... even though I doubt either of the two main offenders are actually smarter than a fifth grader. Ooh, now there's a way to bring more viewers to that show.

Totally Rad, Dude

Behold the Laser Portrait.

I am suddenly SO GLAD that my brother and I never were able to talk my mom into spending that $4.00 more.

The Latest in Fall Fashion

That's one fine lookin' hairsock you got there, ma.

I like how it curls up at the bottom. Kind of like a snake. But filled with human hair.

2 Quotes About Penn State

1: That Penn State is the class of the Big Ten. I realize many of you feel that this is akin to being dubbed the prettiest girl in Pittsburgh, but last we checked, at least one of this conference's teams will be playing in Pasadena, if not Miami -- and the Nittany Lions look more and more like they could be that team. I had been leaning toward Wisconsin, but the Badgers' offense leaves a lot to be desired. While Michigan's fourth-quarter surge ultimately did Bucky in, the seeds were sown when it failed to convert any of the Wolverines' five first-half turnovers into a touchdown.

In its first game against a ranked opponent (Illinois), Penn State showed exactly what the skeptics were waiting to see: An explosive spread offense with a plethora of weapons and a defense that wasn't exactly immune to big plays, but produced enough turnovers (three) and key stops that the Illini couldn't close the gap on. The Nittany Lions are the league's most complete team right now. Ohio State could soon reclaim that status with Beanie Wells back, but it's a lot to ask of a true freshman -- even one as talented as Terrelle Pryor -- to lead his team to a championship.

2: That anything other than the "White Out" is not worth it. If I was a Circuit City employee trying to woo a customer into buying a $2,000 HD plasma TV, the first thing I would show him is Saturday night's broadcast of the Penn State-Illinois game. Even seeing it for a third time, it was impossible not to be awed by the visual grandeur of Penn State's "White Out," which manages to turn a 110,000-seat stadium into one enormous flashbulb. It's powerful, it's organized (right down to the block "S" in one corner) and, quite frankly, it's awesome.

Two words of advice to all the other schools trying to mimic it: Just stop. Seriously. The only tangible effect of Georgia's much-hyped "Black Out" was to turn Sanford Stadium into exactly what that Alabama's strength coach prophesied: A funeral. And while the electric atmosphere at Reser Stadium last Thursday unquestionably contributed to Oregon State's upset of USC, an "Orange Out" doesn't make the slightest linguistic sense. (Is it akin to peeling an orange backward?) College kids are a creative bunch. I'm putting my trust in you to come up with something new.

courtesy of FanNation.com

Link Here http://fannation.com/si_blogs/the_sweep/posts/9062

Just a beautiful peak if anyone missed the crowd

The Mets Shit The Bed For The Second Year In A Row

That's right ladies and gentlemen, the New York Mets fail to make it to the playoffs for the 2nd straight year. Let's set the record straight, I don't hate the Mets entirely. I have been to many games at Shea Stadium and yes, they're a New York team. The reason I am smitten about the Mets total meltdown is because I can't stand their fucking fans. The second the Yankees were out of the playoffs, my phone blew up with a barrage of texts and calls from stupid Mets fans.

That's why I will be the first to say: FUCK YOU METS.

Nothing is worse than having the best record in your division and a steady cushion for 1st place and losing it all. Can you taste that October air? Oh yea, no you can't, 'cause you fucking blew it, that's why. Your bullpen sucks, they can't save a game, and now you can enjoy the post season in the luxury of your own home.

At lease the Yankees knew they were finished. This allowed the team to close out Yankee Stadium with pride and honor. Not only did the Mets miss the post season, they ruined the whole ending ceremony of Shea Stadium. Why the Fuck would you save the ceremony till the end when there's a possibility that you may lose.

I am going to end it off with one word

Disgraceful.

God Bless Tina Fey

You know... it's really funny... but it's also frighteningly accurate.

Does she hear herself?

Just... out of curiousity.

I feel I can safely say that Sarah Palin's logic is not like our Earth logic.