Where were you in Highschool?

While perusing the web this weekend, I came upon an ad for this product. Thats right a PISS BE GONE spray. Wait just a second my friend. Not only do you get a spray that kills all the cat or dog piss all over your house, you also get a nice little BLACK LIGHT that help you find those pesky hard to find spots. Obviously this product is meant to be used for people who have untrained house pets. You know me - I got to thinking of a better way to promote this product. You remember the friend you had in high school, that always pissed either all over your house or sometimes himself? You remember that guy? You would catch him in the middle of the night sleepwalking to a corner of your room with his pants half way down. Maybe it was the time he fell asleep on your couch and woke up the next morning fully yellow, in a pool of his own urine. Yea, it happened to me.

Where was this product then? I could have saved like 3 mattresses by now and possibly a couple dozen sheets. That black light would have got to glowing all over the house the day after the party. Plus the "URINE OFF" - I would have bought stock in the company. Screw the little squirt bottle, give me the economy bucket. Anyway all you people who have a pesky cat go get the product - supposedly it really works.

To all you frat boys: Do yourself a favor, buy a few bottles, please. Last thing I wanted in a keg party in college was to leave smelling like piss or getting my new white shirt a tie dye look.