I Got A Great Job For You!!
June 28th, 2008 Posted in Graphic Design, WTF is up with...Are these guys for real with this ad for work. I get that its a joke and all, but come on.
3D Artists and Animators (Islandia)
Reply to: job-705072278@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-02, 3:55PM EDT
Busy Long Island Ad Agency in Islandia is seeking 3D Artists and Animators, again. Please be aware that this agency will bounce your paycheck, not bother to pay overtime, and commit other various underhanded business practices. Owner and director of operations would prefer to gamble on your paycheck money and lie about it. But you are still demanded to work long hours. Spell fraud with "CBC". Ask about our lawsuits!
We are also looking for a video editor as well, because they don't want anything to do with us because of that whole "Not being paid" thing. As a matter of fact, 90% of our staff has left us, and we just can't figure out why.
Job Description:
- Avoid creditors and LIPA bills
- Double-bill and over-charge clients for work not performed
- Create storyboards, alpha-channeled animation and animatics for TV spots
- Design of Ads, Brochures, Corporate ID and other print collateral a plus
- Website design and programming a plus
- Must be able to work in a fast paced environment and handle multiple projects
- Ability to work projects from inception to completion
Required Skills:
- Creative Illustration for Storyboards
- 3D Animation with 3D Studio Max
- Knowledge of In-Design, Flash, HTML
Anyone applying for the position at this agency should immediately reconsider. You were warned!!
* Location: Islandia
* Compensation: Yeah, right!
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 705072278
Check it out for yourself if you don't believe me
