When Geek Meets Loser

So yeah...what can you say about these monstrosities? Not much, but you're a fuckin' loser, if you buy them. I don't care how much of a video game nut you are or a sneaker freak, this is just way too much. Even I can't bring myself to do this! I'm sure these will fetch pretty in Japan or in some idiot fashion circles, but who would also pay $2,500 for these things?! Clearly, someone did. Since this posting, someone won them on ebay.

At that price, these things should be able to play games with some kind of hidden hard drive or controller functionality. Nope, instead the friggin Xbox logos light up, courtesy of embedded fiber optics and a hidden switch. I hope it rains when you wear them loser!