She Just Can’t Get A Head

Team Word-Vomit took a field trip to K-Mart yesterday and happened to spot this awesome GI Joe action figure set. It stood out to us, mainly, because Lady Jaye was missing a seemingly important appendage. Unless Hasbro is trying to send out a not-so passive message about women in the military, it was probably just a factory mistake - the box was sealed and all, but still, you'd think they'd maybe double check these things before shipping out... or that K-Mart would look over their shipments before stocking the shelves. Who doesn't notice a missing HEAD? It's not like a weapon or a shoe or whatever. She has an empty knob on her neck. Come on, people. Think of the children.