So… This Exists

Extreme Teen Bible (order yours at Amazon.com!)

Now, obviously, the best thing about a book like this is going to be the review section at Amazon. Is the design supposed to be "extreme," too? If so, I'd like to talk to them about their kerning. :/

Anyway, the review section on this does not disappoint. It is overloaded with people either making fun of how "extreme" this book is and mocking its existence (which is what I'm doing, only in a far classier way), or being angry with the "extreme" people for not taking the bible and everything in it 100% literally and telling them that Jesus died for their sins.

My favorite review is probably this one, by Nottel:

I hate it when people make reviews of the Bible like it is just a regular old book. This "book" has more truth in it then any other book in the world. So if you are not a Christian don't right a review. You don't know what you are talking about. Now I haven't read this inparticular version, but I do have the NCV version and it is the best Bible a teen could own. Its easy to read and has lots of facts stuff into it to help you understand the Bible. The Bilble is not to be taken as some old random story but very literally. Millions are pursicuted every day because of their beliefs in it. I highly recomend this Bible for young teens.

For you ppl who r gonna say "Prove the Bible is true." Well then I say to u "Prove that it is false," and I garntee that ur answer will b that it is true. So for crying out loud just check up on it ur self.

JESUS MY OWR WORLD!!!!!!!!

Nottel... I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but... Jesus hates people who use web speak in Bible reviews. Sorry. You're going to hell. Also: than, write, particular, it's, stuffed, Bible, persecuted, people, are, you, guarantee, your, be, yourself, own.

I'm not even going to get into the grammar.

You're welcome.