Nightly News Getting You Down?
August 7th, 2009 Posted in Current News, Gross, WTF is up with...Just can't listen to those horrific stories about drunken moms killing their kids on highways? Sick of reading about Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation? Not really a fan of John Hughes?
Well, you could always switch your source to The Morningstarr. That's where all the important headlines are, anyway.

