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Start ‘Em Young…

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 Posted in Bad Food | No Comments »

Why wait until your kids have teeth? Stop pumping that breast milk. Forget that pricey Gerber crap. Give your kids the delightful, smokey taste of crispy, yummy bacon with bacon flavored formula! Remember, the breast may be best, but bacon is ...

“Double Down” on Your Lipitor

Thursday, August 27th, 2009 Posted in Bad Food, World News | 3 Comments »

Heart Attack Alert! That's right ladies and gentlemen, KFC is at it again. After all the hype with the "healthy" grilled chicken bucket, they now contradict themselves by releasing this. The new " Double Down" Sandwich boasts a whopping 1200 calories ...

I Like My Baby Medium Rare

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 Posted in Bad Food, World News | 2 Comments »

There are some sick people living in this word let me tell you. You would figure Texas to be filled with BBQ joints, she wouldn't need to eat her kid. I guess sometimes there's just not enough meat. My verdict: Kill ...

mmmmmm. SO BEEFY!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 Posted in Bad Food, WTF is up with... | 17 Comments »

Well once again, I rest my case with all this KFC Grilled Chicken bullshit. It's not even flavored with chicken spices or marinades. It's all beef products. Beef fat and beef powder. Oven Baked chicken, from a fried chicken place, claiming it's ...

Define “Exotic”

Monday, June 1st, 2009 Posted in Bad Food, Current News | No Comments »

Apparently, China's health authorities are having a bit of a problem with the latest trend in exotic Chinese cuisine. Snake Bite Chicken, a dish prepared using a chicken which was bitten to death by a poisonous snake, is causing a ...