Word Vomit » Bad Food http://www.word-vomit.org The verbal musings of Chestykins & The T. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:18:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Start ‘Em Young… http://www.word-vomit.org/2010/04/start-em-young/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2010/04/start-em-young/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:47:59 +0000 Chestykins http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=1411

Why wait until your kids have teeth? Stop pumping that breast milk. Forget that pricey Gerber crap. Give your kids the delightful, smokey taste of crispy, yummy bacon with bacon flavored formula!

Remember, the breast may be best, but bacon is awesome.

Sadly, it seems that the FDA has declined approval, but I'm sure that's nothing a strong letter writing campaign can't fix!

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2010/04/start-em-young/feed/ 0 “Double Down” on Your Lipitor http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/08/double-down-on-your-lipitor/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/08/double-down-on-your-lipitor/#comments Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:55:26 +0000 The T http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=1152

Heart Attack Alert!

That's right ladies and gentlemen, KFC is at it again. After all the hype with the "healthy" grilled chicken bucket, they now contradict themselves by releasing this. The new " Double Down" Sandwich boasts a whopping 1200 calories and only 50 grams of fat.

List of ingredients.

  1. 2 deep fried chicken breasts ( instead of buns)
  2. 2 types of cheese
  3. Bacon
  4. Topped with Colonel’s Sauce

My heart is convulsing as we speak.

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There are some sick people living in this word let me tell you. You would figure Texas to be filled with BBQ joints, she wouldn't need to eat her kid. I guess sometimes there's just not enough meat.

My verdict: Kill the bitch and I'll roast her like the fat pig she is.

I love pork!

Link To Actual Article

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Well once again, I rest my case with all this KFC Grilled Chicken bullshit.

It's not even flavored with chicken spices or marinades. It's all beef products. Beef fat and beef powder.

Oven Baked chicken, from a fried chicken place, claiming it's fucking grilled isn't going to cut it.

END THE INSANITY ALREADY AND JUST FUCKING FRY MY CHICKEN!

p.s - Tell Pollo Loco that their Ben Stein wannabe narrator, is fucking freaky.

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/06/mmmmmm-so-beefy/feed/ 18 Define “Exotic” http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/06/define-exotic/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/06/define-exotic/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:21:53 +0000 Chestykins http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=606 Apparently, China's health authorities are having a bit of a problem with the latest trend in exotic Chinese cuisine. Snake Bite Chicken, a dish prepared using a chicken which was bitten to death by a poisonous snake, is causing a stir among the locals - inhumane, but OH, so tasty, seems to be the general consensus.

Ever since the surfacing of a video showing the preparation of the dish, from start to finish, online debates and discussion between restaurants and Chinese health officials and animal rights activists has been going on.

"A week of intense internet discussion has reached the near-unanimous decision that it is cruel to kill live chickens by forcing deadly snakes to bite them repeatedly."

Yes. One full week. All of these people needed THAT MUCH TIME to ALMOST unanimously agree on this. I wonder how long it took for them to decide that monkey brains "scooped from live animal" and deer fetus soup were also just a teensy bit barbaric.

It also kind of makes me wonder how true those dog and cat stereotypical jokes really are. Hmm.

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/06/define-exotic/feed/ 0 People Keep The Weirdest Shit In Their Freezer http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/05/people-keep-the-weirdest-shit-in-their-freezer/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/05/people-keep-the-weirdest-shit-in-their-freezer/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 12:26:57 +0000 The T http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=565

I was looking through some blog through the week and one directed me to this site by Mark Menjivar.

He's a photographer that takes pictures of people's fridges. While looking trough I found this picture.

The caption reads

Short Order Cook | Marathon,TX | 2-Person Household | She can bench press over 300lbs.

Never mind the fact that he put "Bench presses over 300lbs"

Look at the FUCKING FROZEN SNAKE SHE HAS IN HER FREEZER.

It's just chilling there. Like it's no big deal. No ziplock freezer bag, no tin foil.

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Oprah has made KFC ( still not calling it KGC ) run out of chicken. That's right NO FUCKING CHICKEN. Instead of getting your free 2 piece from the online coupon, all you get is a rain check for a later time.

What if you want your chicken now? I don't want that shit 5 months down the road. Fuck you Oprah, and Fuck you KFC ( still not calling it KGC )  for ruining my lunch.

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/05/rain-check-wtf/feed/ 0 Kernel Sanders Is Tossing In His Grave. http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/04/kernel-sanders-is-tossing-in-his-grave/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/04/kernel-sanders-is-tossing-in-his-grave/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:40:32 +0000 The T http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=394

This is outrageous. Blasphemy, I tell you . There should be no such thing as grilled chicken at Kentucky FRIED chicken. Hence the word FRIED. This mean no pansy ass, grease-less, un fried chicken. You want grilled chicken go to one of those fancy Mid-Manhattan places.

You know this shit is bad for you, that's why you eat it. I mean its not even real chicken. These headless monstrosities are concocted in labs and then served to us. I'm cool with that. Just don't grill the damn thing. I crave the saltiness, trans fat infested goodness ( mouth watering ). Plus, if you think I  am going to  start calling this place KGC. You got to be out of your fucking mind.  Shit, I still call it Kentucky Fried Chicken , not KFC.

Supposedly if this become a hit, KFC will open up chains just dedicated to the grilled monster.  Let protest this quickly before the destroy all that is good in this world.

I'm heading to POPEYE'S.

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90% of the things on this website involve bacon or the words "deep fried."

It's frightening.

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If you know me personally, you would know that I eat everything. Regardless what it is, I'll at least give it a try. Yet, "DELICIOUS SALAD COOKIES", that's something I just might have to pass on.

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