You Know You Ghetto When…
Friday, October 9th, 2009 Posted in Beauty, Online Things, Other People's Shit | 1 Comment »I found this lovely gem while searching on Craigslist this morning. I don't understand people sometimes, but ghetto folks I get in a heartbeat. This post was not a shocker at all, just fundamentally retarded. SEW-IN WEAVE (Hollis) I need some one ...
Wash Yo Ass
Thursday, August 27th, 2009 Posted in Beauty, Current News, Gross, Musings, WTF is up with... | 1 Comment »I've mentioned this here before, but I'm feeling the need to say it again: Axe Deodorant Spray is evil. In fact, when the oceans swallow us and the planet implodes, I think we'll be able to safely say that Axe ...
The True Born On Date.
Friday, August 14th, 2009 Posted in Beauty, Politics & Religion | No Comments »I'm declaring a new law. All women must post the year they were born on their lower back. The world will run a hell of a lot smoother and I can then get rid of my ID scanner. ( or at ...
Naked Girl + Magazine Cover + Writing On Her Body=Trying to Save a Horrible Magazine.
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 Posted in Beauty, Photography, Pics, Typography | No Comments »So Esquire must be struggling. It's been limping along for a while now and has not been a relevant periodical in a very, long time. Even though it gave birth to the racy men's magazines in 30's...not so much now. ...
Get Your Staten Island Bouffant!
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 Posted in Beauty, Commercials, WTF is up with... | 1 Comment »Tired of that flat annoying hair. Do you want to look like all those rich, material girls you see on TV. Now you can, with BUMPITS'. You can look like your going to the prom, every single day of you ...
