I can relate to this gentleman. You can't avoid your dick touching the side or sinking into the water( like a submarine ), when you have a boner. That's never good cause shit water and your dick, should never touch. ( unless you're into that shit * pun intended*)

There is just no way.

It's even worse when you have a boner prior to sitting on the toilet, because then you get stuck there waiting.

This happens quite often in the morning with a rager. ( That's a raging boner for all you people who aren't down with the boner lingo)

P.S this guy is one hell of a grower.  In the first picture he's the size of a 2 year old. By the 3rd picture he's raging like a porn star. Anyway, what could have came to mind, mid shit, to get a rager that enormous.

That's how the Black Boy Wonder rolls!

Synopsis: In the upcoming June-shipping, 48-page one-shot Drafted: 100 Days, Barack joins the fray in an intergalactic war between the human race and a mysterious alien force. The story unfolded in the twelve issue series Drafted last year, and this new one-shot seeks to continue the story by showing how the alien invasion affected everyone: including a up & coming senator from Illinois. For in Drafted, the invasion took place before the historic 2008 election – before the campaign even officially started. And with the world’s governments in ruins, politicians of all stripes are finding themselves looking for a new line of work.

Now he's fighting frikkin aliens! Evil.