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	<title>Word Vomit &#187; Impulse Buys</title>
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		<title>Stupid Shit For Stupid People</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The item seen below is a prime example of why you should not give catalogues to rich people with credit cards while they're on airplanes with nothing better to&#160;do.

I mean... seriously? The Delta Skymall has a lot of stupid shit in their catalogue, but this one takes the&#160;cake.
This is just a dead person waiting to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The item seen below is a prime example of why you should not give catalogues to rich people with credit cards while they're on airplanes with nothing better to&nbsp;do.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-890" title="Sky Mall" src="http://www.word-vomit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/planecat.jpg" alt="Sky Mall" width="500" height="801" /></p>
<p>I mean... <em>seriously? </em>The Delta Skymall has a lot of stupid shit in their catalogue, but this one takes the&nbsp;cake.</p>
<p>This is just a dead person waiting to happen. We all know that despite that nice little red warning that tells you this product is "Not for use while driving," some stupid idiot is going to have this shit set up in their passenger seat and conduct their damn business meeting while on the LIE or something. The thing has a hanging file rack and an optional printer stand, making it even easier for someone to be more of a douche behind the wheel. WHO NEEDS A HANGING FILE RACK IN THEIR&nbsp;CAR?</p>
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