Word Vomit » Photography http://www.word-vomit.org The verbal musings of Chestykins & The T. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:18:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 GPOYT – Me at Starbucks http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/08/gpoyw-me-at-starbucks/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/08/gpoyw-me-at-starbucks/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:00:42 +0000 The T http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=1056

Sometimes on a Thursday... uhhhh huh

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I like to go over to the nearby Starbucks on 36th and 7th.... uhhhh huh

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And I sit there and just stare at people drinking lattès  uhhhhhh huh

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(Man gets on the loud speaker) Ladies and Gentlemen The T has left the building.......   with a "Iced Venti Quad Non-Fat 4 Equal Espresso"

(As he leaves, "Hound Dog," by none other than yours truly, slowly fades in.)

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Where do I begin?

Let's first state the fact that this girl is from Jersey ( Thus, fueling the stereotype that these girls are bred slutty )

Second: Why is this girl getting off with a slap on the wrist?

If any male were to get caught viewing these pictures, his life would be over.

  • Arrested for child pornography ( I sure he wouldn't get the "just therapy" option would not be available )
  • Forced to register as a sex offender ( and that's never good )
  • Branded as a Pedophile for the rest of his god-forsaken life.
  • He can't even drive by a school or pass by a playground without looking suspicious ( these simple pleasures )

Where are the girl's parents in this situation?

Who made them parents?

What's the daughter thinking when posting these pictures? ( web designers note: who is her target audience? )

With the make-up and clothes and all the crap girls do to themselves to appear older these days, most of the people checking out her photos wouldn't even realize she's underage!  Which was probably her intention.

My sympathy goes to the poor schmuck that downloads the pictures on his hard drive and doesn't realize this girl is underage.

Word-Vomit Official Verdict:

Four years in the slammer for being slutty. Come back when you're legal and we'll talk about it.

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There is a sick Japanese restaurant , located on St. Marks, that I always go to.  ( I always forget the name of the place but, it's one of those underneath restaurants. All you need to look for is a cotton candy machine and a huge psycho looking panda. )

Every time I go to the bathroom in this place, I can't for the life of me, figure out which door is Men's or Women's.

Each door has it's own symbol written in Japanese, and I see people going in and out of either or. So, I have always assumed it was unisex.

...Well was I wrong.

Someone finally translated those symbols for me, and I'm pretty sure I now know which one I'm going in.

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/06/now-i-know-which-one-to-use/feed/ 0 Naked Girl + Magazine Cover + Writing On Her Body=Trying to Save a Horrible Magazine. http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/06/naked-girl-magazine-cover-writing-on-her-bodytrying-to-save-a-horrible-magazine/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/06/naked-girl-magazine-cover-writing-on-her-bodytrying-to-save-a-horrible-magazine/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:57:47 +0000 The Black Boy Wonder http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=647 So Esquire must be struggling. It's been limping along for a while now and has not been a relevant periodical in a very, long time.  Even though it gave birth to the racy men's magazines in 30's...not so much now. However, when I saw this little ditty online today and thought artistically, it was awesome. That's partially due to the fact that she's got the intro to a new Stephen King short story written on her in different typefaces. Not because it had Bar Refaeli (who's beautiful btw) on the front.  I also thought, man they must be in trouble! It looks like a Rolling Stone cover or one for Maxim. No matter the cover, it still won't change the fact that the magazine sucks.

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Ima Holla at dis bitch lata!

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Is this guy serious. I don't know about you but, the Indian Adolf Hitler look, went out around 55 years ago.

Also, how the fuck expect to buy anything from B&H looking like that. :)

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I guess because it's word-vomit, this image fits the site.

I walk into work around 6:45 am each and every day. The past few days, this toilet has been placed on the street in different positions and locations. Funny thing is, the toilet get removed during the day and then put back at night again. Call it abstract art, or maybe our sanitation department is just lazy. I don't know.

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Went to Les Halles Last Night. Needed to get the steak tartare and the escargot. It was fucking amazing.

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/04/peta-is-gonna-kill-me-for-this-post/feed/ 1 JÓNAS VALTÝSSON: Love his photo manipulation http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/04/jonas-valtysson-love-his-photo-manipulation/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/04/jonas-valtysson-love-his-photo-manipulation/#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:34:15 +0000 The T http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=251 JÓNAS VALTÝSSON postmordem

I was browsing the JÓNAS VALTÝSSON  website and I figured I would post a link to his page so that you may check out his work. He's a graphic designer turned photographer, that has some pretty good work. Love his heavy contrast and his Photoshop additions.

Check him out here!

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Chris Woods is a exceptional artist. I happen to love his photography a great deal. First and foremost because he shoots in black and white and also because his shots possess a amazing deep contrast between light and dark.

He centers a lot around Celebrities and Athletes but has some everyday people in his portfolio. He also has a set of commercials he has done for different companies that are funny, sexy , and powerful. As for his website, it's a A++. The site is done all in flash and is extremely clean. The way the navigation is set up is both clever and creative. The site opens up to you allowing the user to control the environment.

I believe you should check it out for yourself. Definite Must See.

http://www.chriswoods.ca/ - Link to Chris Woods Site.

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