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		<title>New From Mattel: Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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I guess now we know why Barbie left&#160;him.
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<p>I guess now we know why Barbie left&nbsp;him.</p>
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		<title>She Just Can&#8217;t Get A Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Team Word-Vomit took a field trip to K-Mart yesterday and happened to spot this awesome GI Joe action figure set. It stood out to us, mainly, because Lady Jaye was missing a seemingly important appendage. Unless Hasbro is trying to send out a not-so passive message about women in the military, it was probably just [...]]]></description>
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<p>Team Word-Vomit took a field trip to K-Mart yesterday and happened to spot this awesome <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0017PZ6L0?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=worvom-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B0017PZ6L0">GI Joe action figure set</a><img style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=worvom-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B0017PZ6L0" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" />. It stood out to us, mainly, because Lady Jaye was missing a seemingly important appendage. Unless Hasbro is trying to send out a not-so passive message about women in the military, it was probably just a factory mistake - the box was sealed and all, but still, you'd think they'd maybe double check these things before shipping out... or that K-Mart would look over their shipments before stocking the shelves. Who doesn't notice a missing HEAD? It's not like a weapon or a shoe or whatever. She has an empty knob on her neck. Come on, people. Think of the&nbsp;children.</p>
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