I was born and raised a Catholic.

So, you can pretty much figure out how routine and boring every Sunday was for the first 18 years of my life. Funniest thing is, I actually waited for the homily, ( the so called boring part) because that was the only thing that changed. It's so bad that I can probably, by now, recite the whole ceremony from my head, verbatim.

Ohh yeah ... I also needed to be the one who puts the money in the basket. I needed to feel in charge. I needed to feel special.

Needless to say, my eagerness to put my money in the basket, nowadays, has declined dramatically.

Until now!

No one told me they were taping new episodes of America's Next Best Dance Crew at my local chapel.  Shit...

Break yourself fool, you just got SERVED!

p.s.

1. Check out the backwards fall
2. Check out the spin move
3. Watch as he serves everyone so bad they need to go to the other basket to pay
4. Watch for the graceful ticking 3/4 of the way into it
5. And if you thought it wasn't done Randy, he finishes it off with a circus leap through a imaginary hoop

Some people have pet dogs, cats, bird, and maybe even a monkey.

We at Word-Vomit.org  don't believe in these traditional pets nor do we believe our viewers should remain bored staring ugly looking Pugs people put on their pages.

That's why we HAVE A HORSE.

It's not just any ordinary horse......

That would just be waaaayyyy too boring and expected.

No my friends, we have a horse..... THAT MOVES.

Beat that shit......

I don't care what all you haters say, Eminem is the fucking man. ( Crazy freestyles, speeds tight,above all his "word play" is the best in the history of the game. "Now that's a bold statement")

Top Draw, HEAVY FUCKING DUTY.

No one can touch him PERIOD. Check out this sick freestyle session he did on the Tim Westwood Show.

ps grab the album "Relapse" it's bananas!

This guy is the king of all the Greeks. The Great Champion Masterbater. MALAKA!

Check out the rest of his video blog.  click here

I need to get this guy to market my business cards. to bad the ass takes 25 years to come up with an idea for one. Maybe you should think up a plan for a new hair style rather than worrying about a dumb piece of paper in your pocket.

Here is a prime example of a clever eCard. This one goes out to my Jewish brothas and sistas that are dealing with non leveling bread. ( If you know what I mean )

eCard courtesy of Jib Jab

The Tale of How from Shy the Sun on Vimeo.

I found this video online shortly after my first post and I found it to be quit amusing also. It's a Japanese toothpaste commercial but its partly in English, and then all of a sudden in poorly spoken Japanese. All this happens while a scary Michael Jackson lookalike in MC Hammer pants break dances. Then you have this young women doing some version of the 2 step all while rocking those lovely XL shoulder pads. GOD BLESS THE 80s

ABERCROMBIE and FITCH has always been known for it's controversial marketing strategy of half naked men and women. All through the company's history, the use of "sex sells" follows up its very clean and stylish design. In the past couple months, ABERCROMBIE has changed the style of its men's and women's section inside ABERCROMBIE.com. Keeping with the original, note worthy, gray scale photography they've added the addition of more Adobe Flash content, leaving us just a naked torso and boxerless bottom half. The clever rollover action spins the model around showing us a sexy backside, keeping both men and women happy. Even though I can barely fit their cloths, the style and theme still ranks highly in my books.

For all those haters out there, Abercrombie kids design has kept its PG rating, showing all its models in a shirt of some sort.
The same can't be said for its brother company Holister CO.

I encourage you to check them out.
ABECROMBIE's Website

Supposedly the world's fattest man has lost over 500 pounds. This is a huge accomplishment for the fact that he started his dieting at a whopping 1,257 pounds. I give this man a great deal of credit.

What make me laugh about the situation, isn't the fact that he's the fattest man in the world. I'm just laughing over the way ABC covered the story of his weight loss. According to ABC, "The world's fattest man is as heavy as 9 people and a PONY!" That's right, not 10 people, not 11 people, 9 people and a pony. Now take a look at the video yourself, is that really considered a pony or would you declare that a mini horse. You decide.