After centuries of waiting, and all those false promises of early MMS capabilities,  AT&T has finally released the MMS update.

All those in need of help -- Here is how you do it!

1. Plug in your iPhone and wait for iTunes
2. If it does not prompt the above picture don't worry. Press your iPhone button on the side and hit update.
3. The update literally takes 3 seconds.
4. Restart your phone and enjoy.

The thing is... if I had a case like this on my (non-existant) iPhone, I would literally throw it against walls all day long like one of those old blue handballs. BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE ME GIGGLE.

Why don't we have a category for "Things That Are Awesome?"

Left: ePhone Right: iPhone

Leave it up to the Chinese to crap on the iPhone and make a cheesy bootleg. I just so happened to see the phone sitting on someone's desk and I mistook it for a cheap case cover. Nope it was in fact a phone. It just happened to be cleverly called an Ephone.
( Bootleggers are so clever sometimes with their play on words.)
It was remarkable how real the whole system was. Other than the shell being slightly boxier, with a double circle home button. The operating system looked exact, except they cleverly changed the names to most of the programs. So don't get surprised if you hit the safari button and end up someplace else.

You do get TV on it though, but no Internet. Also, you can use two sim cards at once. Someone was raving about this part, I frankly don't see any use for more than one sim card unless you're sort of drug dealer. That would mean you pay for two services.
Might as well splurge and just pay for the At&t plan. ( cheap ass )

It you want to get ripped off, or you're just one of those people who like bootleg shit. ( You know who you are )
Go to Lightinthebox.com and get your own, along with other junky ghetto phones.

And then logging in on my browser to review...

So, unlike my compadres, The T and the Black Boy Wonder, I've yet to join the cult of the i (I'm holding out until they add a camera to the iTouch, then I'll be all in). Right now, I'm a Blackberry fan and I've been searching for a Wordpress app for it for a few months now with no luck to be had. I'd heard, a few weeks back, that Wordpress confirmed an official Beta in the works, but didn't have a chance to look into it until now - actually, I'd totally forgotten about it until now. Imagine my surprise when searching out an app again today, I found an official release on the Wordpress site!

I just did the install and test post and so far the basics seem to be fine. There was a note in the app set up that said Photocamera Unsupported, which is odd - I haven't tested a photo yet, so whether or not it's an issue remains to be seen. There is a definite issue with categories - the option is there, but there's no way to actually select and add any. Of course, the whole thing is still in Beta, so I'm sure these things will be worked out, but in the mean time, it's cool to finally have the thing available on my phone without having to go through the process of setting up emailing posts, etc.

Of course, this also means that I can now post unlimited amounts of offensive ass crack without any kind of time delay. Aren't you all in for a treat.

I actually cannot decide if my favorite part of this is that it says "Designed by a Dentist" so proudly, or the fact that this picture and quote from Ron Jeremy is on it, OR that they REALLY HAVE a warning to let people know that The Blowguard is NOT a denture. I'm thinking... yeah, I think it's that last part... and the mental image of some old lady sitting around with a Blowguard in her mouth, thinking it's her denture.

It seems like a bit of a mood killer to me, no? "Come on, babe, suck me off." "Okay, lemme just put on my super sexy Blowguard."

At that price, these things should be able to play games with some kind of hidden hard drive or controller functionality. Nope, instead the friggin Xbox logos light up, courtesy of embedded fiber optics and a hidden switch. I hope it rains when you wear them loser!

The application allows users to replace Jesus's face with their own, and was created as a follow up to the app writer's "The Animalizer" which allows users to replace the faces of animals with their own.

It's funny that Apple finds this content objectionable, however, users can still download "The Sexy Ladies of SHOW" application, bringing half-naked women to a phone near you! Or "Drunk Sniper," which allows the user to hold their iPhones in the same manner as they would "their male organ," and turns the act of peeing into a toilet into a game. 'Cause... that's not tasteless or obscene. AND, let's not forget "Poop the World," allowing you to keep track of the number of times you crap, how many miles of toilet paper you use, and even send virtual shit to your friends and loved ones!

COME THE FUCK ON.

I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who would be just as grossed out by the idea of holding an iPhone like a cock and using it to navigate virtual pissing, or getting some virtual diarrhea from their beloved. This reasoning makes absolutely no sense while those things are still being made available.

If people don't like an app, or find it offensive, they won't download it. Stop pussing out, Apple.

Apple has release their new iPod Shuffle. I haven't really been a fan of this product since the release of their first edition model. No view screen, songs play only in a shuffle ( I know it's the name of the product, but it's still a stupid feature. You want some sort of control of your music.)and that stupid lanyard you wear around your neck, that just screams "I'M A FUCKING GEEK."

Well good news, the new Shuffle actually looks promising in the new feature department.

First off - It's small as shit.  (1.8'' X 0.3'')

Second -  They put the volume and skip controls on the ear bud wires.

Third - 4 gigs, that's 1000 songs, ( which isn't bad at all )

Fourth - They have 3 modes: Off, Shuffle, Straight

Fifth - Lanyard has been replaced with a clip.

( thank god for straight )

The best feature of all has to be Voice Over. Basically, since their isn't a screen available on this device , the iPod will verbally speak the artist, song or play list, so you know what you are listening to.

Click here for details

All this for $80..............

I suggest you check it out and see for yourself.
www.handpresso.com
by the way great design on the site itself.