Word Vomit » Games http://www.word-vomit.org The verbal musings of Chestykins & The T. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:18:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Let This Be A Warning To All Girlfriends! http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/11/let-this-be-a-warning-to-all-girlfriends/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/11/let-this-be-a-warning-to-all-girlfriends/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:07:38 +0000 The T http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=1337

This shit is epic!

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/11/let-this-be-a-warning-to-all-girlfriends/feed/ 1 When Geek Meets Loser http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/05/when-geek-meets-loser/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/05/when-geek-meets-loser/#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 20:01:20 +0000 The Black Boy Wonder http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=549 So yeah...what can you say about these monstrosities? Not much, but you're a fuckin' loser, if you buy them. I don't care how much of a video game nut you are or a sneaker freak, this is just way too much. Even I can't bring myself to do this! I'm sure these will fetch pretty in Japan or in some idiot fashion circles, but who would also pay $2,500 for these things?! Clearly, someone did. Since this posting, someone won them on ebay.

At that price, these things should be able to play games with some kind of hidden hard drive or controller functionality. Nope, instead the friggin Xbox logos light up, courtesy of embedded fiber optics and a hidden switch. I hope it rains when you wear them loser!

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What is a noob you ask? It's basically a word created by gamers to call a relatively new player. It's often a derogatory term, usually holding the same weight as calling racial epithets in the gaming world. I was called one repeatedly years ago as I got my ass handed to me while playing HALO 2. Now those assholes can suck it! I be a noob no more! I completely powned you shits! No more no-scopping for me! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Unless you're an 8-year old Asian kid, who constantly whoops my ass in everything I play. To them, I yield.

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Rest in Peace...     Dave Arneson, thank you for making 20 sided dice possible!

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