Everyday I happen to pass by NY Post's cleverly terrible headlines. Sometimes, they even get me to read the paper. I happened to see this article on Condé Nast(y), claiming they are cutting down on their spending. ( "cough" Bullshit "cough" ) That would be great but, they aren't cutting down the immense spending they do with Anna Wintour the editor and chief of Vogue Magazine. You might know her from Meryl Streep's role in "The Devil Wears Prada".   Here is the Link.  - Great Read-

I loved the mockery they made with this image and figured I would post it. Enjoy People.

I can relate to this gentleman. You can't avoid your dick touching the side or sinking into the water( like a submarine ), when you have a boner. That's never good cause shit water and your dick, should never touch. ( unless you're into that shit * pun intended*)

There is just no way.

It's even worse when you have a boner prior to sitting on the toilet, because then you get stuck there waiting.

This happens quite often in the morning with a rager. ( That's a raging boner for all you people who aren't down with the boner lingo)

P.S this guy is one hell of a grower.  In the first picture he's the size of a 2 year old. By the 3rd picture he's raging like a porn star. Anyway, what could have came to mind, mid shit, to get a rager that enormous.