Word Vomit » Online Things http://www.word-vomit.org The verbal musings of Chestykins & The T. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:18:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 For Those In Need of Assistance… http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/12/for-those-in-need-of-assistance/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/12/for-those-in-need-of-assistance/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:09:26 +0000 Chestykins http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=1393

Found this handy little chart to help people out. Click the image to view the full size.

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Well, who WOULDN'T want gay porn burnt into their LCD?

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This is funny for a lot of reasons.

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The Amazing Amazon.com Reviews tumblog suggests that the "Not For the Weak" review is the most amazing, but I believe that these other 2 reviews have much more important information for the consumer. We should always be aware of where our products are being made. It would be unacceptable, not to mention completely unpatriotic, for self-respecting American citizens to purchase Chinese-made testicles for their cars. Thanks to these reviewers, nobody will make that mistake.

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"Fart like a Clydesdale" is my new favorite saying.

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cane

I've always wanted to give out much needed sex toys as gifts for Christmas, besides the usual electronics or the occasional sweater and now I can. I think sex toys are a way, more practical gift, because it's the gift that keeps on giving and giving, plus it elicits a much, better reaction from people don't you think? So if you have a lonely sister, aunt, single mom, cousin, a dead beat girl friend, a friend who can't get any sex to save their lives, a not too good looking gay friend, a bitchy roommate or a priest who won't leave little boys alone and you don't know what to get them this year, then this the perfect stocking stuffer! Oh and to make this even more fantastic for you, you can buy this bad boy on Amazon.com. How's that for a dick in a box? Happy Holidays!

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Yeah.

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This is hilarious.

]]> http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/11/rap-translated/feed/ 0 You Know You Ghetto When… http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/10/you-know-you-ghetto-when/ http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/10/you-know-you-ghetto-when/#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:43:37 +0000 The Black Boy Wonder http://www.word-vomit.org/?p=1282 I found this lovely gem while searching on Craigslist this morning. I don't understand people sometimes, but ghetto folks I get in a heartbeat. This post was not a shocker at all, just fundamentally retarded.

SEW-IN WEAVE (Hollis)

I need some one to show me how to close MY OWN sew-in weave. Please be able to explain this very well as I wont be able to see what you're doing. Thanks.

  • Location: Hollis
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: No pay

Does she not have any friends who can help with this? Or maybe even the place she got her weave done could offer some troubleshooting advice for when weaves go awry? To top it off, she's not even breakin' off a couple of bucks for services rendered. Thanks for nothing Bumbquesha!

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...Yep, that's about right.

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