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		<title>Unfortunate Placement</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chestykins</dc:creator>
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Or very fortunate, depending on how you look at&#160;it.
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<p>Or very fortunate, depending on how you look at&nbsp;it.</p>
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		<title>Why Is USC Ranked?</title>
		<link>http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/11/why-is-usc-ranked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The T</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[BCS]]></category>
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Can someone please tell me why The University of Southern California (USC) is ranked at all in the latest BCS polls? Seems like every college football season, all we hear about is the same damn teams over and over again. No matter how well or how bad Florida, Texas, Alabama, USC, and LSU play, they [...]]]></description>
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<p>Can someone please tell me why The University of Southern California (USC) is ranked at all in the latest BCS polls? Seems like every college football season, all we hear about is the same damn teams over and over again. No matter how well or how bad Florida, Texas, Alabama, USC, and LSU play, they always seem to get praise in the&nbsp;end.</p>
<p>Everyone knew USC, coming into this season, wouldn’t be the same USC from last year. How could they be? They lost over 10 people to the NFL draft, which included their starting quarterback and most of their&nbsp;defense.</p>
<p>Granted, USC seemed unchanged from the previous year, starting off with a great game one, but that run would be cut short with a loss to unranked Washington. You would figure a large drop in ranking with a loss to an unranked team, but no. USC still remained close to the top, just outside the reach of a BCS title game. Now with a loss to 10th ranked Oregon, my question is: "WHY IS USC EVEN IN THE TOP 20?" Don't tell me that strength of schedule and points on the board have anything to do with this. First off, if points on the board mean anything, why is Florida ranked #1? The past 3 or 4 games have been some nail biters. Second, let's talk about their schedule shall&nbsp;we?</p>
<ol>
<li>San Jose State - UNRANKED  1-6 this&nbsp;season</li>
<li>No. 16 Ohio State - Lost to an UNRANKED&nbsp;Purdue</li>
<li>Washington - UNRANKED - THEY&nbsp;LOST</li>
<li>Washington State - UNRANKED - 1-7 this&nbsp;season</li>
<li>No. 24 California - only other loss was also to Oregon and they have a similar&nbsp;schedule</li>
<li>No.25 Notre Dame - Bottom of the&nbsp;Barrel</li>
<li>Oregon State -UNRANKED-  Nail Biter almost lost this game&nbsp;also</li>
<li>No.8 Oregon - LOSE - This was the game that mattered, but sorry, no&nbsp;win</li>
</ol>
<p>All I have to say to the BCS and the rest of the&nbsp;media is:</p>
<p><strong>"GET OFF EVERYONE'S JOCK ALREADY." </strong></p>
<p>Give the little guy a&nbsp;chance.</p>
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		<title>Nike Says NO NO NO!</title>
		<link>http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/10/nike-says-no-no-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The T</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Vick]]></category>
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Seem Like Vick's Agent Had The Wrong&#160;Information.
Just a day ago Michael Vick's agent had declared that Michael Vick had signed a contract with&#160;Nike.
There is just one problem with that statement. Nike claims that Michael Vick does not have a "contractual&#160;relationship."
It seem that it was all a misunderstanding. It is true that Nike has supplied Vick [...]]]></description>
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<h3>Seem Like Vick's Agent Had The Wrong&nbsp;Information.</h3>
<p>Just a day ago Michael Vick's agent had declared that Michael Vick had signed a contract with&nbsp;Nike.</p>
<p>There is just one problem with that statement. Nike claims that Michael Vick does not have a "contractual&nbsp;relationship."</p>
<p>It seem that it was all a misunderstanding. It is true that Nike has supplied Vick with apparel. Yet, Nike claims that they have the same terms with many other unsigned&nbsp;athletes.</p>
<p>( So he's really just a client of Nike&nbsp;)</p>
<p>So what happens&nbsp;now?</p>
<p>Well, Vick's manager gets to place his head between his legs for the next couple weeks, while he prays that Nike might just change their&nbsp;minds.</p>
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		<title>Michael Vick Back With Nike</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The T</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Endorsements]]></category>
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BACKGROUND&#160;STORY:
Michael Vick was a superstar athlete. He was a dominating force on the football field, both back at Virgina Tech and in the&#160;NFL.
Yet, just like most young athletes who leave college early for the big time, Mike Vick found himself way into major&#160;trouble.
There where many allegations that Michael Vick had possibly run a dog fighting [...]]]></description>
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<h3>BACKGROUND&nbsp;STORY:</h3>
<p>Michael Vick was a superstar athlete. He was a dominating force on the football field, both back at Virgina Tech and in the&nbsp;NFL.</p>
<p>Yet, just like most young athletes who leave college early for the big time, Mike Vick found himself way into major&nbsp;trouble.</p>
<p>There where many allegations that Michael Vick had possibly run a dog fighting ring. (This would later be proven true  and would then lead Vick to his&nbsp;incarceration)</p>
<p>With all the bad media and publicity towards Vick,  sponsors would soon drop him from all his&nbsp;endorsements.</p>
<p>(His endorsement contracts  included companies like Nike, EA Sports, Coca-Cola, Powerade, Kraft, Rawlings, Hasbro and&nbsp;AirTran.)</p>
<p>After Finishing his 2 years in prison and proving that he had changed, Commissioner Roger Goodell would give Michael his second&nbsp;chance.</p>
<h3>Conclusion:</h3>
<p>Seems that Nike is also giving Vick a second chance. Signing him to a 2 year contract probably for a large amount of money. ( That's comparing to my&nbsp;salary.)</p>
<p>I don't believe what he did was right and I probably never will. I will always consider pro-athletes to be the dumbest people on the planet when it comes to controlling their own&nbsp;lives.</p>
<p>I will, though, give him credit for making the necessary changes in his life and trying (the key word is trying) to become a better person. Good&nbsp;Luck.</p>
<p>Check out 2 articles on the topic&nbsp;here:</p>
<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4520896">ESPN: Michael Vick signs with&nbsp;Nike.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/09/agent-michael-vick-signs-endorsement-deal-with-nike/1">USAToday: Michael reaches an endorsement&nbsp;deal.</a></p>
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		<title>Sorry USC&#8230;.. Maybe Next Year!</title>
		<link>http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/09/sorry-usc-maybe-next-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The T</dc:creator>
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As we start week 3 of this years NCAA Football year, we say goodbye to another USC Football&#160;season.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, the 3rd ranked Trojans have lost just lost to the, un-ranked  Washington&#160;Huskies.
Even with the big win last week against the Ohio State Buckeyes, USC would need a bunch of miracles to climb their [...]]]></description>
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<p>As we start week 3 of this years NCAA Football year, we say goodbye to another USC Football&nbsp;season.</p>
<p>That's right ladies and gentlemen, the 3rd ranked Trojans have lost just lost to the, un-ranked  Washington&nbsp;Huskies.</p>
<p>Even with the big win last week against the Ohio State Buckeyes, USC would need a bunch of miracles to climb their way back into championship&nbsp;contention.</p>
<p>Frankly, after their sloppy performance last week and the fact that their team lost a major chunk of last year's team, I knew this wasn't the same Trojan&nbsp;team.</p>
<p>More disasters ahead for this 2009 Trojan&nbsp;team.</p>
<p>( Revenge is  bliss! -Penn State, Rose Bowl 08 ) - maybe we'll meet again this&nbsp;year?</p>
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		<title>Time To Get Some Glasses</title>
		<link>http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/08/time-to-get-some-glasses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The T</dc:creator>
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This was taken from the Japan vs. Mexico, Little League Baseball&#160;Game.
I have no clue what the fuck that ump was looking&#160;at.
That was  ruled a&#160;strike?
In what&#160;league?
That ball was inside the other batter's box. Thank god that kid wasn't a righty, otherwise he would have been knocked right&#160;out.
Either that game was fixed or that umpire need some&#160;Lasic.
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<p>This was taken from the Japan vs. Mexico, Little League Baseball&nbsp;Game.</p>
<p>I have no clue what the fuck that ump was looking&nbsp;at.</p>
<p>That was  ruled a&nbsp;strike?</p>
<p>In what&nbsp;league?</p>
<p>That ball was inside the other batter's box. Thank god that kid wasn't a righty, otherwise he would have been knocked right&nbsp;out.</p>
<p>Either that game was fixed or that umpire need some&nbsp;Lasic.</p>
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		<title>2 Years and Then What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The T</dc:creator>
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So the final verdict, 2 years for being an&#160;idiot.
Former Giants reciever Plaxico Burress plea bargains his way out of his own stupidity. For those who have no clue what's going on, Plaxico was arrested a while back for forgetting what a safety was. Thus, leading to him shooting himself in his own leg, at a [...]]]></description>
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<p>So the final verdict, 2 years for being an&nbsp;idiot.</p>
<p>Former Giants reciever Plaxico Burress plea bargains his way out of his own stupidity. For those who have no clue what's going on, Plaxico was arrested a while back for forgetting what a safety was. Thus, leading to him shooting himself in his own leg, at a night club. I guess the " gun in the pants line" won't work anymore for this&nbsp;guy.</p>
<p>The big question : What's of Plaxico's career after his 2 years&nbsp;served?</p>
<p>Burress, by the time he actually gets into the cell and finish his two years, will be around 35 years old. Will that be too late in his career? Unfortunately he's not as lucky as the other idiot, Michael Vick, who starts off his new chapter at only 29. Needless to say he probably will get a second chance because good old Roger is a softy and will see the light in Plaxico's eye and most likely Tony Dungy will be all over that shit too. I just don't get how people, in the position they're in, fuck up as bad as they do. You're a pro football player. Stop trying to be a gangster. Grow up. Take the ghetto out of you. Do not go to cheap ass clubs looking for hoochies. Don't buy a gun if you have no clue how to use it. As a matter of fact don't buy a gun at all. Just hire one of your crackhead friend to carry one for you. Lastly don't be a cheap ass and get caught drunk driving. Pay the damn 15 dollars and get into one of those yellow things we call taxis. Might save you some cash in the long&nbsp;run.</p>
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		<title>Minnesota Gives Special Privileges, For Elder Handicapped People</title>
		<link>http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/08/minnesota-gives-special-privileges-for-elder-handicapped-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 06:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The T</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brett Favre]]></category>
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Why can't people realize that their time has just run&#160;out?
It seems like, for the past few years, all that plagues my ESPN is talks about which team Brett Favre will migrate to.  The truth is, Brett Favre should be picking out burial plots, rather than playing football. You're just too damn old, my friend, and [...]]]></description>
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<h3>Why can't people realize that their time has just run&nbsp;out?</h3>
<p>It seems like, for the past few years, all that plagues my ESPN is talks about which team Brett Favre will migrate to.  The truth is, Brett Favre should be picking out burial plots, rather than playing football. You're just too damn old, my friend, and you're not getting any better or healthier. Stop running around telling people it's all about the game when it isn't. If it were about the game, and not the stupid money dumb teams will pay you, then you would have quit after your long run on the Packers. That's right, a remarkable end to a remarkable career and with the pride that comes with playing for a team and a town for such a long period of&nbsp;time.</p>
<p>But no, you needed to continue and try to show us that you still have fight left in you. So you proceed to make yourself look like a miracle worker and head over to a team that probably will not see the light of the Super Bowl for quite some time. ( That's right JETS fans, your team flat out sucks. ) All you did, Brett, was make yourself look like a loser. You showed the Jets some inkling of hope, for the first 2 months, and then proceeded to show us exactly what we expected good "OLD" Brett to do. ( LOSE. )  Not to mention sustain one of the worst injuries you could possibly receive as a&nbsp;quarterback.</p>
<p>Now you sign with the Minnesota Vikings? The same team that has been rivals with your past team? The team that you played for, for over 15 years? The team that basically cherished you as a god of all football? The team that you set all those records with? Can we then clearly add the word "Traitor" in on your behalf? I'm going to be blunt Brett, like I always have been: You're fucking&nbsp;up.</p>
<p>Let me give you some things to remember this coming&nbsp;season:</p>
<ol>
<li>You're almost 40, which in this sport is about the same age as the&nbsp;pyramids.</li>
<li>Your arm is soggy like overcooked noodles. ( You have a torn rotator cuff - Which you might think is healthy, but give it a couple months of throwing footballs and taking hits and I bet your outlook will become quite&nbsp;different.)</li>
<li>You're a traitor to the team that once cherished you. Regardless of if it's about the game or&nbsp;not.</li>
<li>You might be comfortable with the offense, but can you work well with the&nbsp;team?</li>
<li>Quit lying to yourself. You look foolish. It's not about the game. It's not about your drive. It's about the damn money. Stupid teams pay stupid money for people that cannot help&nbsp;them.</li>
<li>The Minnesota Vikings definitely aren't a team one player shy of the Super&nbsp;Bowl.</li>
<li>That purple uniform makes you look like a hillbilly, redneck&nbsp;Barney.</li>
</ol>
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		<title>On Newsstands Now!</title>
		<link>http://www.word-vomit.org/2009/08/on-newsstands-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chestykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, this morning, I was introduced to this awesome magazine called Hip Hop Weekly. You may have noticed it on newsstands - or, seeing as how they've completely lifted their cover template from People, you may have even picked it up by&#160;accident.
Anyway, this is one page of a spread from a recent issue covering the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, this morning, I was introduced to this awesome magazine called <strong>Hip Hop Weekly</strong>. You may have noticed it on newsstands - or, seeing as how they've completely lifted their <a href="http://www.word-vomit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hipwcover.jpg">cover template</a> from <strong>People</strong>, you may have even picked it up by&nbsp;accident.</p>
<p>Anyway, this is one page of a spread from a recent issue covering the Espy Awards. Let me know if you notice anything... interesting. And, no, it's not that Demi Moore was apparently the only non-African American to attend this awards&nbsp;show.</p>
<p><img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://www.word-vomit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hipwspread.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Did you get&nbsp;it?</p>
<p>No?</p>
<p>I'll give you a hint:&nbsp;Nipple.</p>
<p>Anything?</p>
<p><img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://www.word-vomit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kwife2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>How 'bout&nbsp;now?</p>
<p>Yeah. They've got some great editors over there at <strong>Hip Hop Weekly</strong>. Dream team type&nbsp;stuff.</p>
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		<title>Hide Your Bitches!</title>
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It's a sad day for&#160;puppies.
Michael Vick has officially served his sentence for dog&#160;fighting.
Vick is currently awaiting his interview with Roger Goodell in which they both will discuss his possible return to the NFL. Vick, who was released from the Atlanta Falcons, says he still will try to play pro&#160;football.
I imagine Vick is working on redeeming [...]]]></description>
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<p>It's a sad day for&nbsp;puppies.</p>
<p>Michael Vick has officially served his sentence for dog&nbsp;fighting.</p>
<p>Vick is currently awaiting his interview with Roger Goodell in which they both will discuss his possible return to the NFL. Vick, who was released from the Atlanta Falcons, says he still will try to play pro&nbsp;football.</p>
<p>I imagine Vick is working on redeeming his reputation by possibly going for his breeders license or maybe even posing for ASPCA ads. ( Still for a price, of course&nbsp;)</p>
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