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MLK is turning over in his grave

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 Posted in American Idol, Current News, WTF is up with... | 2 Comments »

So the entire country celebrated MLK Day yesterday. Needless to say, I think for this guy he forgot what day it was. The Pants on the Ground Man is awful. He auditioned for this season of American Idol last week and ...

oh em gee

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in American Idol | No Comments »

I am shocked! A real rock star won American Idol. I am not even sure how to process this information. On a related note: Guitar Hero advertisers - please remove the commercial featuring the way too young and socially awkward David ...

American Idol… what?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in American Idol, Television | No Comments »

I'll begin with a brief sidebar regarding the closed-captioning service being utilized by the treadmills in my gym. Granted, the ratio of deaf to non-deaf people watching American Idol while using a treadmill at my gym is probably 1:1873285329875983694796, however, ...

Dear American Idol Voters,

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 Posted in American Idol, Television | No Comments »

...what? Seriously? People? Are you deaf? Or just retarded? Do any of you think that Jason Castro even knows where he is? Siiiigh. Okay, honestly: I hate this show. With a burning passion, I do. My sister happens to watch every single reality TV ...

Unpopular Opinions on American Idol

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 Posted in American Idol, Music, Television | No Comments »

Jason Castro looks like a Lilith Fair Lesbian I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is. Actually, I'm not sorry, because it's true. If he were in a group photo with Sarah McLachlan and the gang, I would not be ...