Miller/Coors Light Keg Box!

Not everyone is as fortunate, as I,  to own a kegerator in their home. ( WOW, that was very cocky of me. Oh well.)

Don't cry over stale beer anymore my friends. Coors and Miller are releasing an at home keg box.

5.7 litters of golden cheap ass beer. (That's roughly 11 pints)  Hey, I'm not hating. I drink Miller light but... only if I have to.

So pucker up your lips, rip off the side, pull down the tap handle,  and get started on your own make shift kegerator. This thing is probably dirt cheap and can satisfy a small gathering  just right. Unless you're my friends, then you would probably need like 5 of those. Damn alcoholics.

God’s Gift For Photo Retouching: Content Aware Fill

Sick New Feature From Adobe Photoshop CS5

Seems like just yesterday I was watching the Online Announcement Event for Adobe's CS4 Creative Suite. ( What a site. A grown man screaming like a little girl in front of his computer in the middle of work.)

Well the Cs5 release is just around the corner and I just saw a video preview on one of their new features called Content Aware Fill. This tool makes taking out unwanted crap from images as easy as picking your nose. Make a selection around the shitty and wallah, PRETTY!

Check out the video, I guarantee you'll wet yourself .

Countown to Double Down

Hey, anyone remember when we talked about the KFC  Extra Special Heart Attack Double Down sandwich all those months ago?

Well guess what! The wait (and the lives of many) is almost over! The KFC Double Down is coming soon to a chicken spot near you! They've even created a special countdown website so you can wait and watch and salivate until the day arrives and you can run to the local KFC and cram one of these bad boys down your throat.

Even with the bacon and cheese, it somehow manages to have fewer calories than the large size Popcorn Chicken, which is kind of impressive.

Today is, apparently, a friend food and bacon day here at Word Vomit. Enjoy!

Start ‘Em Young…

Why wait until your kids have teeth? Stop pumping that breast milk. Forget that pricey Gerber crap. Give your kids the delightful, smokey taste of crispy, yummy bacon with bacon flavored formula!

Remember, the breast may be best, but bacon is awesome.

Sadly, it seems that the FDA has declined approval, but I'm sure that's nothing a strong letter writing campaign can't fix!

ERICK ARC ELLIOTT- PLANE

ERICK ARC ELLIOTT- PLANE

One of my students happened to release a new video last night.

The video is great!! Awesome camera work ( Shot with no budget on a Cannon 7D ), great beat, even better rhymes .

Check it out.